She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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