Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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