I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dear god my vagina.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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