I think i sorta joined a cult last night
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
