Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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