i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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