Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest

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(818): View more from California

sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom

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(510): View more from California

come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"

(973): View more from New Jersey

That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"

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(812): View more from Indiana

We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.

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(567): View more from Ohio

Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.

(330): View more from Ohio

We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!

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