dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So vagazzling was a success
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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