I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!