And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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