When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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