Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
they need to just BURY HIM!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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