just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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