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I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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