do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
