Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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