Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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