one two three fourrrrnication!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Can you bring me the toilet please
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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