hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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