you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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