i jhust puked up my retainher.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
