Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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