I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He has the fingertips of a God
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