You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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