Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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