whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Small penises have feelings too.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
handjob tips. give me some.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
