Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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