hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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