forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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