ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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