I cockslap morals
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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