i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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