i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
