There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Boobs speak an international language.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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