I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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