I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals