1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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