I like my sex mixed with concussions.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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