we're blogging at a bar
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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