i just had sex bonerless
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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