More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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