Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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