I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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