i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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