forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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