Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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