There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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