I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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