There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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