you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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