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(609): View more from New Jersey

I haven't been this sober since birth.

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(573): View more from Missouri

My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..

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(503): View more from Oregon

we need to find an occasion to wear tutus

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius

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(914): View more from New York

He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?

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(785): View more from Kansas

Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering

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