once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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