quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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