This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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