Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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