What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You smell like stripper and shame
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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