i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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